Occasionally on Mondays Blondays we like to start our week off with a little Blonde Moment humor, which serves as a reminder to us all not to take life too seriously (: Today we had to share some hilarious tweets that only the cooking impaired could understand!
Have a funny moment to share? Share yours with hashtag #AskABlonde on Twitter or Instagram.
1. When you unintentionally create a new “delicacy”.
Tried to make barbecue chicken in the crockpot. Went back two hours later to realize I accidentally cooked tilapia instead #onlyme
— Rebecca Keller (@stellarrkeller) September 19, 2016
2. When you and your kitchen gadgets just don’t mix.
Managed to trap my hand in an electric whisk… #OnlyMe
— George Diggle (@GeorgeDiggle) September 20, 2016
3. When cooking starts out like a scene from Chicago Fire.
Only I can burn a pan, set the fire alarm off.. all for some boiled potatoes😣 #blondemoment
— Lish☀️ (@_ElishaKelly) September 21, 2016
4. When the naming of a food completely misleads you.
— zeb (@JuicyBoxBoy) September 21, 2016
5. When you accidentally add an extra ingredient.
Just dropped my phone in my chicken alfredo #onlyme
— Shabbie 🇨🇳 (@abbiee_crowell) September 15, 2016
6. When you can’t cook, but you are gifted in your own way.
When you burn your toe cooking 🙃 #onlyme
— P🌻 (@priscillaillene) September 20, 2016
7. When there’s no such thing as an easy recipe.
This is why I hesitate to try new recipes. #cookingimpaired https://t.co/Q9xw6v2Ori
— Heather Woodhaven (@HWoodhaven) October 29, 2015
8. When the burgers turn out a little more pink than expected.
Blonde moment if ever I've had one.. trying to cook burgers in the grill with the grill turned off 🙈 fud of a lassie.
— Marianne Steele (@mariannesteelex) September 22, 2016
9. When you realize you’re no Betty Crocker.
I am a kitchen goddess – I just set parchment paper on fire in the stove…. #cookingimpaired
— 5MinutesOfFinney (@irishfinney) September 2, 2014
10. When you’re having a craving, but are seriously cooking impaired.
When you’re cooking impaired pic.twitter.com/OWUSnLHqak
— erin (@ChambersErin_) December 31, 2015
11. When the doctors orders are to stay out of the kitchen for life.
This is what happens when I have a blonde moment while cooking 🙁 #ouch pic.twitter.com/5ozjptmFU8
— MeKayla Gemaehlich (@mrsgemaehlich) December 29, 2013
12. When your gravestone reads “Death by Wasabi”.
I had a total blonde moment at dinner. Ordered Ahi Tuna Salad and mistook the wasabi for guac, I took a huge bite. 😂🔥😂#WhatFunnyMeansToMe
— Deporable Kathy (@TxTrumpMom) July 26, 2016
13. When you’re out to prove that ranch dressing literally makes everything better.
Breaking news: I had another blonde moment
I had spaghetti for dinner and instead of grabbing the parmesan cheese, I put ranch on it😑
— Margaret Berry⚽️ (@Marg_berry2) January 13, 2015