Here are some 13 clumsy blonde moment tweets for the accident prone blondes at heart! Have a funny moment to share? Share yours with hashtag #AskABlonde on Twitter or Instagram.
1. When your life is a punchline.
I walked into a bar. No punchline, I actually smacked straight into one. #accidentprone
— Denise Deiloh (@Deiloh) September 14, 2016
2. When you think your laptop is out to get you… and it is.
I just busted my lip with my laptop… #accidentprone
— Maria McLamb (@mclambmaria) September 18, 2016
3. When you don’t know how to explain your black eye to others.
So i gave myself a black eye today trying to kill a fly 😅 #AccidentProne
— Josie Elizabeth✨ (@jojo9416) September 19, 2016
4. When you’re officially a walking hazard.
In the last 24 hours I have dropped a pallet on my foot, bruised my knee with a rake, and stabbed my foot with an earring #accidentprone
— lex (@lexii_martin) September 26, 2016
5. When everything you do is a dangerous activity.
Because only I would break my foot walking. Smh. #onlyme #thisismylife #wtf #brokenfoot #howthefuck
— Rachel Bunker (@rachelb324) September 21, 2016
6. When your life seems like crap.
Definitely slipped in dog crap while I was running and tweaked my knee 😂 #onlyme
— Tarrah (@shinythings_) September 24, 2016
7. When even a ballpoint pen poses a safety threat.
Just knocked a pen off the dresser & onto my toe which is now bleeding #onlyme #accidentprone #imaspecialone #family&friendsgottaloveme
— Alexis Woods (@bsestudentteach) September 22, 2016
8. When unsafe objects are within reach.
Just picked up my candles instead of my drink and spilt hot wax down my chin :)))) #onlyme
— Becca (@rebeccarobertz) September 23, 2016
9. When you try to overreach your boundaries.
Officially had the worlds biggest blonde moment & some how got my arm stuck in a fence 🤘🏼
— Jessica✨ (@JessMarieBabyy) September 22, 2016
10. When you’re attacked in the dark.
1am and I just punched myself in the face trying to situate blankets #onlyme
— Shania Evangelista (@niarose51) October 6, 2016
11. When you wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
who jumps out of bed and manages to trip over a dog toy resulting in a broken ankle and a cracked phone screen..? #onlyme #clutz
— Sam. ✌ (@Samahboo) October 3, 2016
12. When you’re at the bar and take “beer goggles” to a whole nutha’ level.
Typical Emily moment putting my ear drops, in my eye, well done me.. #blondemoment 👂👀😂p
— em sando (@EmSanderson16) October 7, 2016
13. When your center of balance was left at the entrance.
When you give a blonde a skateboard… #Blondes #BlondeMoment https://t.co/FzwPzsKvM8
— Vincent Gervasi (@InternetVince) October 9, 2016